this is important
pov shot of me wandering the wilderness and slaying nerds
i remember one time this dude sent me a shirtless pic with the caption “lol maybe u can save this for a rainy day ;)”
and i was like “for what? to keep me dry? because that’s what it’s doing right now”
hahah aI am so sorry but I couldn’t help myselfIM DYing what hAve I DonE
the circle of stupid continues
Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.
and mixing them with vodka
At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.
And then regretting your decisions the next morning.
Because you have to work.
and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.and vodka
everyones been talkin bout dog fortress lately, i thought it was time for some kitties!!
when u get a lousy grade even tho u studied
when u dont study and u get a good grade
sometimes i remember
and i cant stop laughing to myself
my favourite line comes right after that
HOO BOY THAT SURE WAS A FUN GAME GUYS OH MAN I SURE DID BEAT THAT GAME I TELL YA WHAT
do you ever feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind wanting to start again
newsheadlinetextpostlines from Guardians of the Galaxy
I needed a new toilet seat so I went on ebay and searched for “toilet seat unicorn”
I’m so going to buy it.
I bet yall didn’t believe me
Shut the fuck up this is so amazing. 😱
oh my god
oh you assholes