tiffanyluucifer:

ryannxp:

this is important

same

doodoointhegraveyardikillem1991:

pov shot of me wandering the wilderness and slaying nerds

doodoointhegraveyardikillem1991:

pov shot of me wandering the wilderness and slaying nerds

thebeastfromthebigeast:

quackenbuschlight:

i remember one time this dude sent me a shirtless pic with the caption “lol maybe u can save this for a rainy day ;)”

and i was like “for what? to keep me dry? because that’s what it’s doing right now”

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sixofclovers:

clusterfunkle:

sixofclovers:

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I am so sorry but I couldn’t help myself
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the circle of stupid continues

wonnderr-lusttt:

looow-tus:

undftdaniel:

defend-sissy-boy-emo:

jadelyn:

holypuckingcow:

abbysetcetera:

Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own. 

and mixing them with vodka

At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.

And then regretting your decisions the next morning.

Because you have to work.

and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.

and vodka

(Source: asexualarmin)

cloufs:

everyones been talkin bout dog fortress lately, i thought it was time for some kitties!! 

thecrimsonalchemist:

didneysworl:

when u get a lousy grade even tho u studied

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when u dont study and u get a good grade

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(Source: cooldog1996)

traceexcalibur:

wecansexy:

sometimes i remember 

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and i cant stop laughing to myself

my favourite line comes right after that

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iplayoldgames:

HOO BOY THAT SURE WAS A FUN GAME GUYS OH MAN I SURE DID BEAT THAT GAME I TELL YA WHAT

iplayoldgames:

HOO BOY THAT SURE WAS A FUN GAME GUYS OH MAN I SURE DID BEAT THAT GAME I TELL YA WHAT

destinyofself:

do you ever feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind wanting to start again

destinyofself:

do you ever feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind wanting to start again

Deleted newsheadlinetextpost lines from Guardians of the Galaxy

(Source: deleted-movie-lines)

goingloco:

goingloco:

I needed a new toilet seat so I went on ebay and searched for “toilet seat unicorn”

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I’m so going to buy it.

I bet yall didn’t believe me

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katzmatt:

kisstini:

marsicistic:

dickbuttofficial:

Groot by Calen Hoffman from Propcustumz [Full imgur album]

Shut the fuck up this is so amazing. 😱

Omg

oh my god

bowbot:

oh you assholes